Students at Prince Andrew School have been maintaining a blog as part of their studies and as well as giving us an excellent flavour of life on the island, they also make a couple of rather witty remarks.
Which is how word leaked out about the real reason why the St Helena National Trust has been shoring up the defences at High Knoll Fort.
Ascension Island gets a write-up, too.
It also reveals that one of the students has eyes of four different colours. Must be a previously-undiscovered endemic species.
Have a read, here – and leave a comment.